A LETTER FROM THE HEART

Hey Ryan. It was so cool the way you turned down that Sexiest Man Alive title People tried to give you recently. And how you gave it to Bradley Cooper who dates famous women so he can stay in the headlines and land roles, a classic Ashton Kutcher move. It bothered me at first, given how much we were all pulling for you. Remember that time you broke up a fight over a painting right after what appeared to be a marathon bicep workout? That was really cool of you. It’s a unique talent, when a man can end a fight with only his arms and his charms. Award-winning talent, some might say. Also, I seem to remember you were in some movies this year – I think it was something like 17? of them? – and I can vouch for you being very toned in close to all of them. You didn’t get naked in all of them so that’s why I can’t speak to each role, sorry. You really should’ve gotten naked in all of them for the express purpose that I could be a reliable source for you. And not because I want to see your abs of steel 24 hours a day. I mean you’re not a piece of MEAT, right?! But no really, why don’t you get naked all of the time? I think it would go well. But mainly so that I could 100% vouch for you, about the tonedness. It’s ok though, I plan to rent your movies soon and re-view them as silent films, so I’m confident I’ll be able to ascertain your level of tonedness in all of them soon enough. But back to that street fight — I saw that other video that interviewed you about that video in which your impossibly toned arms, typically reserved for activities such as caressing girls’ faces/shoulders for comfort, preparing dinner for your grandmother on weekends and, I can only imagine, saving baby goslings? But yes, I saw that video interviewing you about the almost-slap-fight between artists your arms diffused, and how you were embarrassed about the attention it was garnering. Cuh-lassic Ryan. Cuh-lassic. You’re so cute. Which reminds me, and this is off topic, but can I just say your arms seem to be working really flawlessly in concert with your core and face? Can I just say that?

Sincerely,

Kelsey

My dear wittle winds you are so beautiful and I loveage you more than lifeage. Can’t wait to see you again! :) We will miss you always Linds.

When tomorrow starts without me,
And I’m not there to see;
If the sun should rise and find
your eyes,
All filled with tears for me;

I wish so much you wouldn’t cry
the way you did today
While thinking of the many
things,
We didn’t get to say.

I know how much you love me,
As much as I love you,
And each time that you think of me,
I know you’ll miss me too;

But when tomorrow starts without me,
Please try and understand,
That an angel came and called my name,
And took me by the hand,

And said my place was ready,
In Heaven, far above,
And that I’d have to leave behind,
All those I dearly love.
But as I turned to walk away,

A tear fell from my eye,
For all my life,
I’d always thought,
I didn’t want to die.

I had so much to live for,
So much yet to do,
It seemed almost impossible,
That I was leaving you.

I thought of all the yesterdays,
The good ones and the bad,
I thought of all the love we shared,
And ALL the FUN we had.

If I could relive yesterday,
Just even for awhile,
I’d say good bye and kiss you
And maybe see you smile.

But then I fully realized
That this could never be,
For emptiness and memories,
Would take the place of me.

And then I thought of worldly things,
I might miss come tomorrow,
I thought of you,
And when I did,
My heart was filled with sorrow.

But when I walked through
Heaven’s gates,
I felt so much at home.
When God looked down and smiled at me,
From His great golden throne.

He said, “This is eternity, and all
I’ve promised you.
Today for life on earth is past,
But here ist starts anew.
I promise no tomorrow,
But today will always last,
And since each day’s the same
day,
There’s no longing for the past.
But you have been so faithful,
So trusting and so true
Though there were times you did
some things,
You knew you shouldn’t do.

But you have been forgiven and
now at last your free
So won’t you take My hand and
share My life with Me?”

So when tomorrow starts without
me,
Don’t think we’re far apart,
For every time you think of me,
I’m right here,
In your heart.

Lindsey Eve Cunningham August 10, 1987 - May 7th 2009